Thursday, December 4, 2014

Poofness Mid-Week Report: Dec. 3, 2014

HI ALL

OK, NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT THE MAIN BULK OF ALL ACTIVITY IN REGARD THE DINAR, THE BONDS, THE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE AND EVERYTHING WILL BE AFTER JANUARY 15 (WHEN THE PLATFORMS REOPEN AFTER THEIR 30 DAY HOLIDAY SHUT DOWN PERIOD) (YES WE HAVE ONLY TILL DECEMBER 15 TO DO ANY AMOUNT OF BUSINESS),

THE LATEST RUMOR (NOT OUR DIAL A DINAR SYSTEM) IS THAT GRANDFATHER HAD A HEART ATTACK 2 WEEKS AGO, AND IS JUST NOW FEELING WELL ENOUGH TO DO THE RV TOMORROW.

GRANDFATHER IS HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD AND HE HAS A HEART ATTACK. I WONDER IF HE GAINED 500 POUNDS AND GOT HIS ARTERIES CLOGGED.

BUT LET ME SHARE SOME REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT HIM THAT WILL REALLY CLARIFY THIS AS I DO NOT THINK HE HAD A HEART.
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HE HAS A KNAPSACK. IT IS VERY NICE. HE CAN CARRY THINGS IN IT. IT IS PURPLE.
THEREFORE, BASED ON THIS NEW INFORMATION, WE CAN EXPECT GRANDFATHER TO AGREE TO THE RV ONLY AFTER JANUARY 15.

IF THE KNAPSACK HAD BEEN GREEN, THEN WE WOULD HAVE HAD THE RV TOMORROW AFTER HE BECAME BETTER FROM HIS HEART ATTACK. HE SAID SO. SO THAT IS BETTER INFORMATION.

IN OTHER NEWS, ADMIRAL BOB IS GOING IN TONIGHT. INTO HIS BEDROOM. I HAVE THIS ON THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY. ADMIRAL BOB HAS A KNAPSACK TOO….IT IS BLUE.

SNUFFLES WANTS A PURPLE KNAPSACK. (DON’T TELL HIM BUT WE GOT HIM ONE FOR CHRISTMAS).

you are so full of bull brown.
Why do you continue to spew lies? Truth is you have no f****** clue as to what the hell you are spreading. You should stop giving false hope to the earthlings. As they are extreamly fragile creatures. Especially the real dark ones . Your false hope helps to fill the jails and prisons just do the world a favor and STOP this web site of deceit the earth will be a better place for it and you a better being.

NO NO NO. PIG PURPLE NOT BULL BROWN. AND WE DO HAVE VARIOUS COLORS OF KNAPSACK THOUGH.

AND I TAKE EXCEPTION….I CERTAINLY DO HAVE A FRIKKIN (DIFFERENT WORD HERE FOR ALL YOU WONDERFUL SENSITIVE AND FRAIL EARTHINGS) CLUE AS TO WHAT I AM SPREADING. KNAPSACKS, VEGETABLE CUTTERS, AND FLYING PIGS. OH YES, AND DIAL IN VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR VERY RESONABLE FEES.

NOW, IN REFERENCE TO THE STATEMENT THAT EARTHLINGS ARE FRAGILE CREATURES, ESPECIALLY REAL DARK ONES. I HAD NO IDEA. I WILL IMMEDIATELY OFFER CERTIFICATES OF STRENGTH TO THESE FRAIL EARTHLINGS, AGAIN FOR A REASONABLE FEE, AND CHARGE THE REAL DARK ONES A LOT OF MONEY TO GET A GILT EDGED CERTIFICATE OF ADDED STRENGTH.

THAT SHOULD SOLVE THE PROBLEM. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THROWING IN A TOY KNAPSACK TO SWEETEN THE DEAL?

DO YOU KNOW ANY REAL DARK ONES THAT WE CAN SPLIT THE PROFITS ON? I WILL GIVE YOU A WHOPPING 50% OF ONE PERCENT OF WHAT I GET. PROMISE. AND A SURPRISE TOY. LOOKS LIKE A SMALL VERSION OF THE REAL THING. HOURS OF FUN.

Hello Susan and Zap,

I have a question regarding the project funding. My concern is once the funds are provided to certain projects, what might the approval process be facing?

CRITERIA: WHATEVER HELP OTHERS AND DOES NO HARM. THAT IS THE APPROVAL PROCESS.

There is environment approval. Does the project meet local, state, and federal guidelines? Does it impact global climate change? Will it impact endangered species? There may be a red-tongued toad living under a rock within a 500 mile radius(I don’t mean a politician), and this could hold up or deny the project being built. The EPA is a strong force to overcome.

TOADS ARE IMPORTANT, BUT I WILL NOT GET INTO A POLITICIAN’S LIFE RIGHT NOW. ALL THAT STUFF IS DETAILED IN THE BUSINESS PLAN THAT WILL BE FORMALLY DEVELOPED WITH OUR TEAMS FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE PROJECT. SIMPLE MECHANICAL STUFF REALLY, AND YOU JUST HAVE TO SLOG THROUGH THE DETAILS.

There is the political payoff. Who wants to be paid to approve the project?

HOW ABOUT ME? I AM CHEAPER THAN MOST POLITICIANS. REALLY.

There are more regulations too numerous to mention. All of which could stifle our efforts. Do you see any way these projects could be expedited, or would we face the usual, bureaucratic red tape that could hold up things for a very long time?

WE PROBABLY WILL HIT THE ODD SNAG OR TEN ALONG THE WAY, BUT WE WILL GET THROUGH.

Thanks so much for all your hard work. H.

THANKS. AND WITH THE RELEASE OF THE FAMILY FUNDING, IT IS BECOMING VERY CLEAR THAT WE WILL BEGIN IN THE SECOND HALF OF JANUARY WHEN ALL IS IN PLACE, AND WE WILL TAKE A DENT INTO THE PROJECT SUBMISSIONS AND START THE REAL WORK AHEAD.

ALL IS GOING VERY WELL AND ON A GOOD SCHEDULE.



I WILL COUNSEL ONE THING HERE: DO NOT GET CAUGHT IN THE FURIOUS ACTIVITY PREVALENT ON SOME SITES. IF YOU GET INTO THIS INTENSE ACTIVITY WITH THE VARIOUS BITS OF FITTED INTELLIGENCE TO GLEAN TIMINGS, YOU TOO CAN BECOME A VERY ANXIOUS CLOCK WATCHER.
INTENSE ACTIVITY IS FUN SOMETIMES, BUT SADLY, IT TAKES OVER SOME LIVES AND THOSE FOLKS ARE ALWAYS LOOKING AT A CLOCK SOMEWHERE.

COMMON SENSE IS A BIT BETTER, AND JUST KNOWING THAT THERE IS A CERTAIN FINITE TIME AVAILABLE TO GET STUFF DONE BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS HIT, ALSO TELLS YOU THAT SETUP TIME AND INFRATSTUCTURE REQUIREMENT NEEDS TO BE OBSERVED AND COMPLETED BEFORE A BIG PUSH OF ANY KIND.

SO COMPARING THAT KNOWLEDGE WITH INTENSE ACTIVITY GIVES YOU A PERSPECTIVE ON THE CLOCK WATCHING THING. MAKE SENSE?

I WILL BE GETTING A BETTER HANDLE ON PRE-CHRISTMAS TIMING SOON, AND REPORT BACK WHAT IS POSSIBLE FOR THIS YEAR.

BE WELL AND MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR KNAPSACK ORDERS IN BEFORE THE RUSH. MISS PHIPPS IS MANNING THE LINES. CALL NOW AND GET 1% OFF THE SHIPPING AND HANDLING. LIMITED QUANTITIES. (MISS PHIPPS!…ORDER ANOTHER CONTAINER PLEASE…AND GET THAT 35% DISCOUNT ON BULK.)

GOD BLESS.

ZAP

Love and Kisses,

“THE OFFICE OF POOFNESS”

Susan and Staff

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